epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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