it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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