remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
