i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
