so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
