What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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