we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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