That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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