it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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