So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You took a bar mat shot.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
