Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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