quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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