Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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