I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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