Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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