i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Congratulations! We have a period
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