i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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