We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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