so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I need moral support for this bender
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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