Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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