So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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