There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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