So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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