I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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