cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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