love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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