come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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