And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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