After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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