I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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