im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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