It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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