They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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