i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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