I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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