you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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