Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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