I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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