So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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