is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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