I wish i was in the wii world.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
