? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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