You were right. It hurts to walk today.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it's like iHOP with fire
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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