Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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