After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
