you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
