Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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