But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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