try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Your cock deserves a montage
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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