It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
it glows. i had to have it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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