Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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