I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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