now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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